Top Five Favourite Films:
2) An American Werewolf In London.
3) The Blues Brothers.
5) 28 Days Later.
Top Five Favourite Songs:
1) The Great Skua- British Sea Power.
2) History- The Verve.
3) Sharpen Up The Knives- Puressence.
4) Nobody But Me- The Human Beinz.
5) Comforting Sounds- Mew.
Top Five Top Five Lists:
1) Top Five Smells.
2) Top Five Things To Do With Whipped Cream.
3) Top Five Beards.
4) Top Five Numbers.
5) Top Five Ways To Pass Out.
Tastes nice. Good with crackers.
Makes everything look pretty.
Cute. Furry. You can stroke some.
They are mostly out to annoy me. Can’t stroke them. Not without police getting involved.
Food of the Devil. Don't like the way it moves. Or smells.
Cruelty To Animals.
Wrong on every conceivable level.
Not like the horrific tsunami that took place in Samoa, or on the 26th December 2004. But huge mile high bodies of water, towering over you, blocking out the sun. All stemmed from watching the film Meteor with Sean Connery when I was a kid. Freaks me out. Didn’t like Deep Impact or The Day After Tomorrow. Too many tidal waves.
See above. Can’t swim. I can doggy paddle, but that makes me look very stupid. Very hard to doggy paddle and look manly. Had the indignity of having my girlfriend trying to teach me to swim on our last holiday. Impossible to make rubber arm bands look sexy.
Women With Gold Handbags And Matching Shoes.
This also freaks me out. Don’t know why?
Things I would Like To Happen To Me:
: Have someone run to meet me at an airport after I had been away for a long time.
: Have my girlfriend believe me when I say I think she is beautiful.
: To own an Alaskan Malamute dog.
Things I wouldn’t Like To Happen To Me:
: To be stuck in a lift with Sharon Osbourne. Only one of us would get out.
: To loose my hearing.
: To suddenly be handed a big tarantula.
If you feel the above makes me suitable for anything, please feel free to post your comments.